Ow, I've been tail wipped

Yoko was facing behind me and did a doggie shake, and as result I got hit by her tail three times in quick, bang, bang, bang like a whip under my arm on my ribs. Ow.

Writer's Block: Rotten tomatoes

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I am not even going into horrible TV produced movies, this is all theater.
 
New World was a wonderful time piece and a historically correct telling of Pocahontas, but entirely WAY TO LONG!!! Seriously could have been half the length and that would have been stretched enough. I can say that the poor elderly who went to see this were actually asleep when the credits rolled not because it was boring (and it was but not for normal reasons) but because of SHEER LENGTH!! I nearly fell asleep and I was inhaling a soda.